House owner : Hai...my wife won't belive,if you steal all the things from here.
Thief : Ok ,have my visiting card .
Male A : Yesterday,our dental doctor pluck out my wife's tougue while plucking her teeth.
Male B : My... god... what happened ?
Male A : I gave him extra 1000$
Doctor : yesterday I gave medicine for your stomach pain , how is it ?
Patient: Very sweet sir......!